The verdant country of Germany

So I've lived in Germany for almost 8 years and I just wanna share my experiences with everyone. I'm doing this as I go along so I'll add whatever comes to my mind so it won't be super organized, sorry. So i was living in Colorado and we were informed that we were moving to Germany. What a surprse that was. We finally reached Germany and I was thirsty. I discovered the horrors of mineral water. Blegh. The hotel were were staying at, the Kirschbaum was lovely. I had one little problem. I couldn't read the bathroom signs. Just a hint but "Damen" is women, not men because it has "men" in it. I made that mistake and walked in on some guys doin their business so let me save you the humilation. "Herren" is men. Well, the breakfast was yummy though. I discovered the joys of German bread. It's very hard but it's tasty. It's not pumped full of chemicals and preservatives like American bread so it doesn't keep as long. But there's so much to see in Germany. You'll randomly see gorgeous buildings as you're walking downtown. If you're gonna ask for help ask a young person, the old people get grouchy and they don't know a lot of English. Okay, this is a tentative part 1.